Post by richard3 on Dec 22, 2014 17:11:22 GMT -7
If you frequent the seedier parts of town, or if the guards in the nice part aren't doing their job properly, you may well find yourself being hailed by a goblin who is doing his best to look reputable (but failing miserably).
"Pssst, bigjob. Yeah, you. Want some chems? You look like someone who knows the joy of chems.
Grognabble, can make you all the good stuff. Gogo powder? Angry juice? Batavian love pills? Soother? I won't tell nobody what you buy. Our secret. I promise.
Maybe you want to burn someone? Yes? Grognabble makes fire spitters, demon piss, dragon's breath, everything burny burny. If I don't got it, I'll make it quick fast.
Special price. Today only. Yes? Tell me what you need."
Note: In case you couldn't guess, Grognabble's an alchemist, he specialises in fire items and mind altering substances (the latter mostly for RP flavour, although if you want some fury drops or something...).
In stock at the moment is:
Hurt people:
12 Alchemist's fire - set people on fire with the power of science!
1 Acid - Not as good as setting people on fire but still ouchy.
1 Kerosine (Firebreather's oil, gives you 10 uses) - ever wanted to breath fire? Now you can! (Grognabble is not responsible if you get sick doing this)
1 bottled lightening - 20ft ranged touch attack 1d8 electric damage
Debuff people:
1 Itchin powder - -2 penalty to rolls (dc12 Fort save)
1 sneezing powder - Staggering 1d4+1 rounds (dc12 then dc10 fort save)
4 flash powders - blinding effect 10 foot radius DC13 fort save
2 ghast retch flasks - target is nauseated (DC12) for 1 round and sickened (unblockable) for 3 rounds after that. Creatures within 5 feet of where the flank hits are sickened for 1 round.
2 Brewed reek - makes people sickened (dc15 fort)
2 tangle foot bags - make it hard for bad people to move
Help People
2 Smelling salts - for when you want to wake someone up.
1 Vitus Flask - drink, rest an hour, heal 1 point of con damage
1 Fury Drops - Give stupid creatures barbarian rage
Other
10 Paper Candle fireworks
10 Lamp oil
1 deodorant - gets rid of your scent 1d3 hours
Don't see it on the list? Grognabble can craft anything alchemical up to DC25. One Day turnaround.Standard 75% of list price.
Or maybe you need a sneaky little guy with a bow and arrow for some adventuring?
"Pssst, bigjob. Yeah, you. Want some chems? You look like someone who knows the joy of chems.
Grognabble, can make you all the good stuff. Gogo powder? Angry juice? Batavian love pills? Soother? I won't tell nobody what you buy. Our secret. I promise.
Maybe you want to burn someone? Yes? Grognabble makes fire spitters, demon piss, dragon's breath, everything burny burny. If I don't got it, I'll make it quick fast.
Special price. Today only. Yes? Tell me what you need."
Note: In case you couldn't guess, Grognabble's an alchemist, he specialises in fire items and mind altering substances (the latter mostly for RP flavour, although if you want some fury drops or something...).
In stock at the moment is:
Hurt people:
12 Alchemist's fire - set people on fire with the power of science!
1 Acid - Not as good as setting people on fire but still ouchy.
1 Kerosine (Firebreather's oil, gives you 10 uses) - ever wanted to breath fire? Now you can! (Grognabble is not responsible if you get sick doing this)
1 bottled lightening - 20ft ranged touch attack 1d8 electric damage
Debuff people:
1 Itchin powder - -2 penalty to rolls (dc12 Fort save)
1 sneezing powder - Staggering 1d4+1 rounds (dc12 then dc10 fort save)
4 flash powders - blinding effect 10 foot radius DC13 fort save
2 ghast retch flasks - target is nauseated (DC12) for 1 round and sickened (unblockable) for 3 rounds after that. Creatures within 5 feet of where the flank hits are sickened for 1 round.
2 Brewed reek - makes people sickened (dc15 fort)
2 tangle foot bags - make it hard for bad people to move
Help People
2 Smelling salts - for when you want to wake someone up.
1 Vitus Flask - drink, rest an hour, heal 1 point of con damage
1 Fury Drops - Give stupid creatures barbarian rage
Other
10 Paper Candle fireworks
10 Lamp oil
1 deodorant - gets rid of your scent 1d3 hours
Don't see it on the list? Grognabble can craft anything alchemical up to DC25. One Day turnaround.Standard 75% of list price.
Or maybe you need a sneaky little guy with a bow and arrow for some adventuring?
